The Great American Tchotchke Peepshow can be seen on your local public broadcasting station, usually before "Dr. Who" and after "Upstairs, Downstairs". Check your local listings.
NOTE: The Peepshow was in discussions with the Oxygen Network -- however, the staff over there determined our show was not "Oprahtastic" or "Oprahvescent" enough for its viewing audience. We responded that they were probably sniffing too much acrylic nail glue or Clinique "Happy". They were all "well, yeah, but that Jennifer Aniston hairdo of yours is, like, sooo old", and we countered: "we may be OLD, but at least we're not FAT...I mean, ohmigod, you have more chins than Matthew Perry...oh, I can't hear you. Your CHINS must be in the way of the phone handset! Hello? (click) Hello?" and they were all, "Eeeee! Bitch!" and they hung up on us.
Of course, we don't really care, because later we slept with all their boyfriends. "Tchotchkereffic!"
The Tchotchke Peepshow Drinking Game: Rules
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