Welcome to SidCentral. You won't find this channel on any satellite feed, and its definitely in no danger of being taken over by Ted Turner. No annoying veejays, no infomercials, no Oprah. Yes, folks, all we got here is 100% unadulterated Sid, as fresh and stretchy as a new pair o' pantyhose sprung from dat lil' ol' shiny plastic egg. Take a look around...bask in the warmth...try the Velveeta n' pickle rolls...deep-six the icky half-bitten ones in the planter over behind the curtain when no one's looking. Breathe deep ye weary travelers, and revel in the glory that is none other than one big cat named Siddartha. Siddartha (here to be known as Sid) comes to us by way of Eric and Kristin, who recently found themselves a home in Santa Cruz. We've still got Sid for a little while longer, until they move in. Below you'll see Sid enduring some of the humiliation we like to put him through for our own amusement. (I'll have you know he wears a 24-month-old's size dress.) Not much of a bouncing baby boy, this guy -- he makes rather a dull "thud"...
It's Sid's birthday!The fat lil' guy will be six by our reckoning (we ain't about to saw off one o' his legs to count the rings, so we're just guessin'). Celebrate virtually at Sid's Virtual Birthday Party... Visit Sid's Babe Corral, where you'll find pix of the fuzzy little Don Juan livin' it up with all his favorite kitty chix (Kitty Chix -- by the makers of Wheat Chex and Rice Chex. See box label for "Superbowl Snack Mix" recipe...) Is Sid Gothic? Visit the Darker Side Of Sid...
We have a winner in Sid's Coloring Contest!
Scratch Sid!
Sid Sings Again!
Gripes, complaints, praise, Pounce (tuna flavor only, please)? First, try checking with ol' Sid himself. Or, send it to Sparky, SidCentral CEO. All messages for Sid will be duly forwarded: a response will be dependent on a) his developing opposable thumbs within the next six months b) my translation to and from Cat, which rivals only my dubious grip on Latin given several years of study. |
