Sid Sings


Sid's been gaining a bit of weight lately. In fact, we'll probably need to deck him out in the "Stocky Boys" (hey, don't they make those prank phone calls?) department next time we feel the need to humiliate him publicly by dressing him in human attire. Nonetheless, we think he's pretty cute roly-poly. That being said, (or is it "Fat being Sid,") here's the latest tune Sid's been a-whistling thru a mouthful of Pounce...

Karaoke Smokie, I've even included a midi file of the song so you can sing along. Fun for the whole family. (Note: The arrangement and voices are particularly awful -- sounds like a brick and a squirrel in a dryer -- but hey, I'm not responsible for the thing...)

Disclaimer: Heaven forbid, Sparky does not actually own this or any Offspring album from which this little tune hails. "Come Out And Play" and "The Offspring" are the intellectual (snarf!) property of those guys and their record company. SidCentral cannot be responsible for any injuries received while moshing to the following.

Sung To The Tune Of The Offspring's "Come Out And Play"

Like Elizabeth Taylor
Like a Graf Zeppelin
When Sid walks by it's a seismic disaster --
The floor's about to cave in --

You can't stop Sid when the boy starts to eat
I don't even think he can see his back feet
But he's so f**n cute when he's beggin' for a tre-e-at
Gotta feed him more (feed him more feed him more feed him more)

Hey -- you gotta give that Sid some Pounce!
(You gotta keep that cat inflated)
Hey -- I think he gained another ounce!
(Bein' svelte is overrated)

He-ey don't pay no mind -- That Sid is gettin' bigger and he's lookin' pretty fi-i-ne He-y! GIve him Pounce today!

By the time you get Sid back
It's already too late
You'll need a double-wide cat bed --
He's breakin' chairs at this weight --

He won't eat carrots and the Slim-Fast is out
The Richter scale goes crazy when he's walkin' about
I think this cat is needin' Richard Simmons, no doubt --
But we'll feed him more (feed him more feed him more feed him more)

Hey -- you gotta give that Sid some Pounce!
(You gotta keep that cat inflated)
Hey -- I think he gained another ounce!
(Bein' svelte is overrated)

He-ey don't pay no mind -- That Sid is gettin' bigger and he's lookin' pretty fi-i-ne He-ey! Give him Pounce today!



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