Author's Apology To Animals disclaimer

Gentle Readers:
I assure you that no animals were harmed during the making of this web least, no cute furry oneswith little itty bitty wiggly noses and thumpy wumpy fluffy feeties. In fact, no animals were involved in the making of this web page at all, except my cat who celebrated its nascent launch by drinking Yoo-Hoo out of the lid. And I haven't used the wire-trip method on her anyway since the ASPCA banned it after those spaghetti western scandals...


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