YEAH, WHO MADE BILLY CRY? Alright, somebody fess up...I'm gonna count to eight, and if nobody hollers aye, I'm emailing all o' yer moms...





Sparky That's me. After plumb up and movin': myself, one pissed-off cat, about fifty pairs of shoes, an Ernie and Bert alarm clock, twelve pool balls, one persnickety hard drive and a used fireman's hat (no, I didn't use the fireman personally) to the opposite coast, I'm back here orbiting Planet Mo...and by the way, I haven't seen Apollo 13...


Lars Norpchen -- though I'm sure you know by now that he's not a Scotty and is very much alive -- nevertheless got quite enough press in this issue, thank you. Go back to his dedicated page again if you want more. Or if that's not enough Norpchen for ya (and I believe the recommended daily allowance is 16 -18 oz.) you can visit him in the SelmoZone ... Yeah, THAT WAS A LINK. I didn't mean to do it...after all, my goal has been to keep Octopus Motor as link-free as a vegan sausage store...


Dan Linfield is here in html, if not in fact. (Er, wha?) His fine rendering of Marshmallow Pirate Bunny will live in infamy, although Dan himself still lives in Maryland. (And we all know from Mr. Riley's Social Studies class that Infamy is the capital of Maine.) Eternal thanks (or damnation?) to Dan for showing me how to use Photoshop to make glowy sparkly halos around things. I'll continue to overuse this simple technique for the rest of my days.




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