R.I.P. Werner Klemperer, 1920-2000.
Looken sie at das baby photo! At right: Werner Klemperer as a child, here with his sister and father, Otto Klemperer (director of the LA Philharmonic) in Los Angeles. From the looks of him, Werner must have gotten a lot of sand kicked in his face as a boy...which would explain his later manefestation as uber-dictator Col. Klink, nein?
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